I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
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I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
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There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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