i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Dear god my vagina.
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