I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
This is my gift to your gina
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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