Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
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