I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
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We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
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You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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