ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
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I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
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Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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