oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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