If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
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Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
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Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?