How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
should my penis look like a turkey
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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