A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
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Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
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If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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