i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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