everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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