Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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