fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
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After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
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You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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