And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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