Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I will be naked everywhere
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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