I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
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Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Im part way to drunk.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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