Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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