i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
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I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
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Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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