i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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