I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
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I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
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But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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