it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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