Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
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I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
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They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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