is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
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Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
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He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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