My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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