did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
I'm really busy with my period
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