Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
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They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
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In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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