I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
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we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
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I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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