From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
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My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
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She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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