Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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