She is in my trunk
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
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if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
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We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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