ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Randomize
