babies were throwing up all over the place
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
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He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
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Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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