I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
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