I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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