I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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