My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i barfeds in our rink
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
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The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
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This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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