Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
it was like eating out sand paper
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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