we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I didn't notice because vodka
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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