it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
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Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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