i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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