I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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