is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
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or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
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The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I have post one night stand depression
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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