i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
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Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
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We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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