Are we in a gay sports bar?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
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So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
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are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize