she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
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Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
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Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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