Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
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He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
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I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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