: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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