he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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