with your own penis?
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Fuck appropriateness.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Randomize
