dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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