Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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