Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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