dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
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Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
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I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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